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Any person who was blessed with the unfortunate name of Eli is officially cursed to be a bottom and a twink for all of eternity.
Matthew: Dude have you seen that new guy named Eli?
Brad: Yeah he’s a total twink!
Fit gets all the birds and really good at video games
Elis is really good at video games
Eli is someone addicted to stake.com, he will gamble your life savings away with no regret. His haircut possibly costs less than the change in his pockets.
Boyfriend: Bitchass eli is on stake again.
Eli: Bro shut up it's due it's going to hit
Eli is a great guy who never forgets his girl just like me.He's always caring about me and will never dump me.He loves me so much and he loves me with all his heart.
Hey there's Eli's girlfriend.She's so lucky to have a guy like him.
a man who irradiates sexual energy and friendly comfort, wherever he goes, however he looks, this guy is a great friend, and he is fucking hot, so hot he could make a volcano orgasm.
“that guy is a total Elis i’d totally bare his kids, even if he left me”
“Elis is such a great friend we are lucky to have him”
A kid who says random shit constantly and it gets hella annoying. He’s also real good at basketball but has weird taste in girls and is super picky. If you tick him off enough he’ll do this weird eye roll thing to try to make you feel bad for him. Anyway overall, fuck this kid.
Bro Eli won’t even eat pepperoni pizza.
This kid says the most random stuff and it’s annoying as shit. He is also very good at basketball, but has a pretty weird taste in girls. Oh and I forgot to mention he is picky as fuck, he won’t even eat pepperoni pizza. He also does this annoying eye roll thing to make you feel bad for him if you tick him off enough.
Fuck Eli.