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Fart Field

When someone lays a very dense and smelly fart that lingers around the farter like some sort force field. No one dares to enter it.

I couldn't go into the bedroom because my gassy brother kept farting, leaving an impenetrable fart field that lasted for hours. No more Taco Bell for him...ever.

by Dr. Claw January 25, 2010


Farting Fan

The act of passing gas into a fan, Causing the fan to blow an odorous breeze to a nearby person.

Dude, I'm gonna pull a Farting Fan in Mrs. Morris's class. It will be so funny!

by ImCarterTHof January 12, 2014


Fart patrol

When your girlfriend spots every fart you do.

Emily mills - jason did you fust fart?! Jason - No! What are you, the fart patrol?

by jasonthecool February 10, 2012


regurgitated fart

When a girl farts and it gets sucked into her vigina. Then at a later time she releases it.

Fuck Tom I went down on Kristy last night and she totally blew a regurgitated fart into my mouth

by johnnykisakeezik May 1, 2018


Assassination Fart

When you have to fart and you save it for one purpose. Then after it brews in your rectum for a long enough time you take your position to let the assassination fart out of your brownhole to seek its vengeance on those targeted. This type of fart is specifically classified by its 100% silent release from the rectum and its room clearing and gag inducing capabilities.

As we played Black-Ops Jake decided to plot and execute a strategic assassination fart, he cleared the living room and caused others to drop their controllers causing online deaths and real life gagging and dry heaving.

by ROBOCHAD August 9, 2012


truth fart

a true statement, accidently uttered in public, that is embarrassing and something everyone in earshot would rather ignore. a faux pas or gaffe.

joe let go a little truth fart when he said jenny was looking forward to her abortion. no one said anything but you could tell by their cringes that everyone smelled it.

by aarrgghh November 7, 2008

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fart muscle

the sphincter muscle that sifts the farts from the poop.

His fart muscle is broke thats why he crapped himself

by TherevJake December 18, 2011