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Jack flower

Jack flower is Short British wanker with a shrimp dick and is a big ugly mother fucker who can't get the right girl without acting hard

he thinks he all truf but in fact, he easy to beat up

people call him a train rack which he is and mate looking at his face you see way his parents split up

jock flower is a fucking dick #jack flower

by Funny dgdh January 8, 2020


Fermented Flower

After having sex, the man's cum is allowed to "ferment" inside the woman's vagina for an hour or two. The cum is then smeared on the mans upper lip as an act of revenge similar to the "dirty sanchez"

" I couldn't make Jenny cum, so after I passed out she gave me a fermented flower"

by Beatdead878 June 6, 2016


knuckle flowers

Fisting someone (usually a threat)

I'm gonna give you knuckle flowers if you don't tell me the truth!

by Lerner May 17, 2014


wanking the flower

fingering a girl so hard it breaks her hymen therefore taking her virginity

i finger fucked this girl so hard i ended up wanking the flower.

by monkeyfoot12 March 3, 2010


Flute and flower

1. true love.

Woman mocks man in public.
Man tomahawk swings arm backwards and grabs woman on soft buttock makes Henry Cavill chin and walks up street.
Man looks back at woman.
Woman deciding to throw glass champagne flute at man.
Man catches woman glinting eye like super man looking at Wonder Woman.
Woman holds composure, flute and pink flower in opposite hand steady and decides not to throw.
Woman feels, swoons and realises near fatality.

Woman: who’s that guy?
Friend: gasps!! ..thinking (flute and flower)

by Vegemiteman January 19, 2021


energize flower

A cool and nicest friend you can have. If you find an energetic flower, keep that flower close. Don't cut its stem because it'll die. Leave it the way it is because those flowers are rare to find. ( Oof noot )

Wow is his gamer tag Energize Flower? I want to be his friend!

by Zebra That Is Violent December 20, 2017


Flower hill

A neighborhood in Montgomery county Maryland consisting of gang members and old black people that yell at you when you park your car in the wrong spot.

Dude 1: "Oh shit, my car broke down!"
Dude 2: "Yo, Look at the fucking street sign"
Dude 1: "SHIT! WE'RE IN FLOWER HILL"
*some crack head from the deli comes down the street to bang on your windows*

by Lockhead July 22, 2024