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When a female gives a male a lap dance on his face. Shortly after said "Face Dance" is given, he inserts his head into the vagina or anus depending on preference. After his head is fully inserted into the orifice, the female announces that she has herpes (Disease may vary). The female must keep the male inside of her for as long as possible
That bitch gave me fried fish.
I'm going to fry fish tonight
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One of Jake Paul's greatest (s)hits, featuring Chance Sutton and Anthony Trujillo.
Jake Paul
Merch link in bio
Ohio Fried Chicken bitch
We made this in one day
Tricky Rick
Bobby Slick
Ohio boys
Let's hit it
Honkey donk
Tonkey tonk
Ohio Fried Chicken
Is what it's called
I got my truck
My overalls
Just me and my boys makin' fried chicken y'all
Kentucky can't compete
OFC yee yeet
Sweep you off yo feet
Please look up to me
We'll tell you what to do
Tenders the move
Getcha self some sauce
Yeah you a boss
OFC that's how we're livin'
Come around town you'll find me sittin'
Your pretty girl with no care
No problem in the world not even her hair
I think I found what I finally need
Chicken and a girl that's nice and thicken
Slow it down or speed it up
I'm makin' my way to Ohio fried chicken
Bitch
Honkey donk
Tonkey tonk
Ohio Fried Chicken
Is what it's called
I got my truck
My overalls
Just me and my boys makin' fried chicken y'all
They said I wouldn't make it
Now my chicken's naked
And my truck is lifted
Shout out to ma n' pops
I got my piggy
I got my goat
But I still need a little boat
I wanna make
My family proud
I just wanna sell out a crowd
I need a girl
Who's down to ride
Workin' all day that's that Ohio pride
Honkey donk
Tonkey tonk
Ohio Fried Chicken
Is what it's called
I got my truck
My overalls
Just me and my boys makin' fried chicken y'all
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Where you dress up on a Friday before a big dance at school.
Are you going to dress up tomorrow? It's Look Fly Fri.
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The process of urinating in an individuals mouth, and without he or she swallowing or spitting, giving the individual a good ole fashioned tea-bag.
Have you ever tried a deep fried meatball? It's amazing!
$80 for a deep fried meatball.
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KFC- making fun of their extra small yardbird pieces
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Brain is fried is a fantasy rugby league competition that was created and run by a man called yurek hunt.
it has comprised of 8 teams but has expanded to 10 for the 2013 season.
the 8 inaugural teams are: the disney rats, the footrots dogs, the hills stallions, the matel giants, the muppetts toads, the sesame st eagles, the st.nick saints and the warner bros cats. the 2 new teams are the primus funksters and the rebellion porn stars.
the competition started in 2005 and the premiers of the seasons up until now (2012) were 05: footrots 06: disney 07: hills 08: st.nick 09: st.nick 10: hills 11: warner bros 12: warner bros.
st.nick and sesame street have been runners up on 2 occasions. matel, footrots, hills and warner bros runners up 1 time each. the muppetts are the only side thus far to not play in a grand final.
game results and all other statistics of the game are decided by dice rolling so there is no favourtism and all winners/losers are decided purely by chance. this makes it perhaps the most unpredictable competition in the world.
the reason why the premiership is called the brain is fried league is because one of yurek hunts good friends blackie shags believes yureks brain is fried from substance abuse in south america
yurek: hey blackie shags, whos gunna win the brain is fried in 2013?
blackie shags: muppetts
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Worlds most amazing Foodon, beat the game battle toads on first attempt, and worlds best camper
"Fried Ricer is the coolest cat around. But don't push his buttons, he'll make sure you go home crying to Donald ronald nagger duck" - E-Knox
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