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A google gangster is exactly that- a wannabe who shaves his head, saggs the blue pressed dickies and puts on a white t shirt that is three sizes too big. Don't forget the squared sunglasses! They make you look tough.
Google gangsters (or GG's) live by the creed, "it's not where you're from, it's what you know". Everything a GG knows about "banging" they learned from a search engine such as Google.
Thug 1: "Look at that fool, homie"
Thug 2: "Wasn't he in FFA?"
Thug 1: "Yeah, he's a real Google gangster"
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When you leave google to go to a site and then go back to google without using the back button resulting in google sandwiching in the page youre viewing. Usually a form of protection when viewing a site that you don't want to be caught surfing.
Escaping the page is done simply by using back or forward button either will get you to google.
"Dude youre watching porn at work! NUTS! You better Google sandwich it in case the boss comes back."
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Eric: Wow youre seriously watching a Chris Crocker Video? Here comes your girlfriend.
Mike: Shit I better google sandwich it quick!
Eric: Good thinking!
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Kelly: So wow this guy I'm dating really is a convict. Here's his mugshot.
barbara: Oh no here he comes! Quick Google it nOW! Act natural!
Kelly: Whew that was close. Good thing I had my google sandwich on.
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Hot chick: Ew here he comes. He's gonna want to be invited, quick change the page.
Loser: Wow you guys are surfing google. Cool. I better go back to being lame. Bye.
Hot Chicks sidekick: You TOTALLY fooled him with the google sandwich.
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an online map used for stalkers and help pedophiles rape children inside their homes
Stalker 1: I'm gonna go on google maps to rape my next victim i hope they dont have a dog
Stalker 2: I hope Judy hasn't moved since 96 i really love her front window i wonder if shes changing
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The accepted definition of the "Google Boy" (or girl), is an individual obsessed with searching links on the internet to pass away boredom.
the term google boy has recently recived considerable use in the medical profession; as a slang term to describe patients of O.C.D. (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)with an overriding compulsion to use the search engine google to search for pornographic images till the early hours of the morning.
Noted Google boys: Ian D'Almeida renouned in computer world magazine as the next Bill Gates, Kashayar Seperhi (repected Iranian asylum seeker who was made famous as a Big Issue success story) and Graham Ridley (a riddle of a conundrum concerning Rowan Atkinson).
Example Sentences:
(noun. masculine) "Mummy I have seen a "Google Boy" under my bed and he was pwning me like a noob."
(med. prof) "Doctor, I think I am a "Google Boy""
(recent "The Times" headline) ""Google-Boy" epidemic on the rise since www.google.com image search facility released"
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A Google Whore is a person or company who does everything humanly possible to make sure their web site is the first to be displayed in Google search results when a user does a search on a specific subject. Microsoft is known to be a Google Whore, as well as many other companies and individuals.
An example of Microsoft being a Google Whore: Type "update" into Google and Microsoft's Windows Update will be the first link to be displayed.
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A Google-lectual is an uneducated moron that lurks on internet chat sites and pretends to be knowledgeable on every subject. In fact, the Google-lectual is stupid and cannot retain any knowledge. So, the Google-lectual, runs and looks up the current topic and pretends to be "knowledgeable" using recently obtained facts. They are truly annoying.
A-morons-belief is employed as the town's, "Village Idiot". But, when he can hide on the net, he can become knowledgeable in all subjects thanks to being a "Google-lectual".
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Arguably a better Microsoft Word. And for good reason. It may have less options, but with it being accessible anywhere and on any device with Google Chrome, it stands as the better word processor program. You can even edit offline! And it doesn’t autocorrect words! Sure, there’s Microsoft Word online, but who fucking cares about it? Just see the definitions for it on here, you’ll see why. You can have others help you edit documents online, and more! It’s great, and a upgrade from Word!
Some dude: “Microsoft Word is the best!”
Me: “No, Google Docs is way better!”
*Argument starts*
Me: “Wait, why are we arguing about word processor programs again?”
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