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while you are masturbating a fellow male shoves a frozen sausage up your ass and shoves his dick in your mouth and cums all over your face.
I was jacking off in the bathroom at daves party and mickey came in and gave me a german dick rape the fuckin asshole
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garth or any other german known to have sex for 4 hours or more with only one orgasm
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Stretching the balls to the end of the shaft so it resembles a german army tank, preferably a Panzer.
Hey, look at Cole he has a little german army tank because of his little weiner.
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The act of putting your fist into ones rectum and opening and closing it violently.
I heard John gave his girlfriend the German war machine last night.
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german hacker man is 70 years of age. he grew up in a small town in germany, at the age of 26 he fled to the US. he lived in massachusetts for 10 years but moved to an island in the sea. at 45 he began to hack people and make them speak german! soon after he got arrested at 56 and his lovely mommy luckily bailed him out. he still lives today…hacking innocent lives.
Annie: Hey mike, how are you?
Mike: Ich esse Scheiße!
Annie: OH NO! the german hacker man!!
The German word for shower is Dusche.
Confuse someone by calling them a German shower nozzle.
The perfect woman, so dirty that she makes conversations the day after sex both uncomfortable and uncertain. You may feel as if you may need to find faith, go to confession or possibly cleanse yourself with some cathartic experience. But she will love you fiercely an like none other. If you ever find a dirty German girl that loves you - never let her go!
Kristin is such a dirty German girl. She straddled my face and made me lick her everywhere.... ass included.... and continued to ride until I almost passed out from being suffocated from cumming on my face. mein unendlich dreckiges deutsches Mädchen!