Goated on the sticks

Someone who is very talented at fortnite using a controller usually considered the G.O.A.T. or Greatest of all Time on the sticks.

Kyle: Yo did you die to that TTV kid cranking 90s?
Tyler: Yeah that's TTV FixuhL kids goated on the sticks.

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Skullfucked with a goat

Somewhat in relation to regular skullfucking, the popular pasttime of many men. This version involves picking up a rather large male goat and ramming it through your unfortunate friends eye socket. This may result in serious injury or death, but who the fuck cares...ITS SKULLFUCKING WITH A FUCKING GOAT!

Male 1: "Dude, did you hear about Tina?"

Male 2: "No man, what happenned?"

Male 1: "She died this weekend, man. It was pretty terrible. See, all her friends are over there crying for her."

Male 2:"Dude, how bad was it?"

Male 1: "She got skullfucked with a goat man! They are still pulling it out!"

Male 2: "What should we do about her friends?"

Male 1: "Well, theres a goat farm about 2 miles down the road..."

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goat

GOAT means great outstanding american teenager it is what me and my friends are!

Angy got straight a's she is such a GOAT

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goat rodeo

An emergency situation that goes extremely bad.

Last night we had a real goat rodeo; it's the weekend payday syndrome.

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goat heart

when a guy flashes, holding his nuts and concealing his member. Named for the appearance of the genetalia.

not usually used in sentences,more of a phenomenon.

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goat neck

a tall skinny kid with poor cordination and usually runs track.

greg braidy.

god taylor, jimmy, steve fournier, and chirs pool are all such goatnecks

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goat

someone who runs back and forward and kicks random cunts like yo who dis be at motherfuckers get out of my passage way. they like milk from the theet and they like to suckle on thi mothers breast snnnnnooooooooooopppppppppppppllllliiiiiooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnn yooooo

oi that brazilian just got headbutted! "must have been a goat!"

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