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i have extremely strong dislike for you.
you are a twat, idiot, cunt, imbecile, loser, moron, bitch, bastard, really horrible person, retard, knob (insert many more insulting words)
dweeb: i love you!
me: i hate you!
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Person: I hate Julicamcyt! She subtracts my IQ!
Other person: Wow, you must be really smart.
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what females say when they're completely in love with him to the point where it hurts and they're just trying to convince/gaslight themselves into thinking they hate him but all they actually need to do is cry about him and the massive hollow feeling being utterly in love with him has left in you're stomach to the point where you want to do anything to get rid of the feeling (namely, trying to start hating him even though you can't)
i hate him so much, in all honesty though, i hate how much i love him and how how much i can't bring myself to hate him
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The phrase most often uttered by users of windows, especially Vista. Often there is an obscenity interjected within this statement.
Look! I got another update for vista that screwed my computer up! I hate Windows! I'm gonna go get a Mac!
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A group of individuals who believe that God hates all pudding and those whom allow pudding to exist ("Jello eaters"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of pudding, carrying signs stating that God hates pudding, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for pudding.
They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to pudding and "Jello eaters." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.
They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.
They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or doesn not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.
If God does in fact hate pudding, he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Hates pudding" shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.
I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates pudding" goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."
God Hates Pudding is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their puddings funeral.
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Term used by Americans to denote utter discontent with a subject or matter.
Usually not used in a serious tone of voice; generally followed by a waving fist.
More flagrant form of aiyah
Sets blame on others rather than self; complement to I hate my life
The expression is said to have been derived from Brazil, of which native Brazilians threw passion fruits at foreign explorers in the 1700s.
No! School is starting tomorrow. I hate it with a passion!
In fact, if I had a fruit to launch...
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Term used between friends when descirbing their dislike for an individual.
Now that I have the nut bra the only thing bustin my balls is my wife, I hate that bitch.
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