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alt-hipster

A hipster whose image (appearance, musical taste, choice in foods) is defined by how little they adhere to typical hipster norms at any given time. Often, an alt-hipster runs two or three trends behind the hipster trends in an effort to show that they weren't really noticing what was going on and just now realized this was cool when finding last year's finds in the bargain bin at Salvation Army and hearing this music on Amazon Prime.

Q: What should I wear to this thing?
A: You're an alt-hipster; whatever the fuck you want.

by Squee-Z T March 5, 2017


Paradoxial Hipster

a person who is a hipster simply because everyone else is therefore contradicting themselves.

Person 1: "I want to be a hipster like everyone else!"
Person 2: "Sounds like a Paradoxial Hipster!"

by hipsterjoe April 17, 2011


Hipster Moment

The moment you have when you liked something before it was mainstream, but you're not a hipster.

I had a hipster moment when my freinds were talking about the Hunger Games and I had read it before it was being made into a movie.

by The Epic Person With A Face March 7, 2012


Hipster Mating

Hipster mating is where a couple undress each other and reveal their genitalia and go so far as to try sex positions, however the penis does not enter the vagina. Similar principle to hipster kissing where people go to kiss each other but don't actually kiss or make any lip contact whatsoever.

"Dude don't put it in"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"

"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"

by mrciarano December 4, 2013


hipster entrepreneur

1. all he wants to do is just "change the world", 2. but be aware, the hipster entrepreneur values ego validation far more than he does profit or market share

Tony Hsieh is a great entrepreneur who's proven himself over and over again, but he's also the godfather of all hipster entrepreneurs.

They've only been in operation for a year and they're giving back 15% of their profits to charity... WTF, are you kidding me? Are they hipster entrepreneurs or something?

Goddamn hipster entrepreneur. His interests on Facebook are: tea, yoga, and Deepak Chopra.

by cantor356 October 6, 2010


mall hipster

see mallgoth/mall goth

obnoxious, rich teenage girls who blindly follow the hipster trend, thinking they're incredibly original. they listen to grouplove, one direction, lana del rey, the smiths, young the giant, and walk the moon. they can easily be spotted by long, straightened hair, a nose piercing, an iphone 4s, and an urban outfitters top that says "free spirit" or something.

person a: omg look at those mallgoths what is this, 2004?
person b: not half as bad as those mall hipsters

by judgementalandpretentious July 13, 2012


northwoods hipster

A hipster that prefers flannel or some type of long-sleeved overshirt with a "lumberjack" or tartan design, has a beard and "nerdy" black glasses, is probably tattooed, and who has extensive knowledge of single-speed bicycles. A blend between a hipster and a dirtster; more the former than the latter. The northwoods hipster is quite popular in Minneapolis, MN. They are typically spotted at organic foods stores such as Whole Foods.

Image of a "northwoods hipster": Picture a slimmed down Zach Galifianakis wearing tartan and riding a single-speed bike.

by manroy August 19, 2012