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When a black nigga is horny and wants to fuck the ever living shit out of there body pillow
“Bro I’m a horny nigga.”
“Same bro”
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Applying to High School, Homecoming Horny is the event when girls who have not been asked to homecoming yet (no boyfriend, ugly, ect) start becoming increasingly slutty to anyone and everyone around them in an attempt to get someone to ask them to homecoming.
Guy 1: Has anyone else been getting tons of nudes from Sarah?
Guy 2: Yeah, we all have, she is seriously Homecoming Horny right now.
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When you haven't been to a cheap wing night in a while and you just need some hot wings inside of you.
Thank god it's Wednesday tomorrow, I'm really wing horny right now.
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A dude that will screw anyone or anything... aka creep, looser or freak
Horny toad dude: Hey your new at this school what you doing tonight wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Get lost creep!
Horny toad dude: Do you have a sister, does she wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Didn't I just tell you to get lost! Looser!!
Horny toad dude: How about a brother, does your brother wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: What part of get lost don't you understand. Why don't you just go screw a blow up doll! You freak!!!
Horny toad dude: Well either you, your sister or brother wanna go to my place and screw my blow up doll with me?
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A jail for horny and perverted people. What else would it be?
Person 1: I'm so horny right now.
Person 2: *BONK* GO TO HORNY JAIL!
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its wen a man and a woman are very HORNY AND REALLY WANT SEX LIKE NOW AND THEY CANT TYPE THIS ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY ARE HAVING HORNY SEX! OH SHIT MY BF JUST STOLE MY LAST TAMPON dammit! ........ he just shoved one in my vagina.... take it out i want SEX!
i have horny sex @ 9:30 'til 9:30 in the morning*~abie~*
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(noun) When a male going on a long sexless streak gets an erection around a large group of people while looking at a pretty girl, and in a fit of lust kills them all with his erect penis until he cums.
John: What happened to the Jones?
Mike: Little Billy went on a Horny Holocaust, its been weeks since he's had a date.
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