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i am da poopet

I AM DA POOPET is a total Luke he is the enemy of his father and will do anything to take his drugs

“Hey I AM DA POOPET
*Steals your drugs*
“Why did you do that QwQ

by Sir Pentious September 20, 2020


Why am I on Dunlavy?

Refers to street in Houston one commonly ends up on if they are lost.

Phrase is used for when someone is experiencing temporary insanity (possibly from a caffeine overdose) and either jumps to and from multiple topics in one conversation or winds up in the middle of nowhere when driving to a destination they have been to multiple times.

Person 1: Wait, I thought we were talking about the health care plan and now you're talking about shopping for your mother's birthday present?

Person 2: Why am I on Dunlavy?

by Dunlavy December 28, 2011


Trust me, I am a pilot!

Set expression which you use, when some douchebag is dobed about your actions

Calm down, and trust me, I am a pilot!

by Space Mom April 17, 2017


what am i? a dumbass#3352

An amazing person who likes makoto!

Person 1:Have you heard of what am i? a dumbass#3352?
Person 2: YEAH OFC THEY ARE THE BEST!

by Whenhimikoisus June 12, 2021


breathe air am i right

Something someone says once all of their brain cells must update their computer.

Jim: Hows your day?
Bob: Breathe air am I right?
Jim: ...

by WhenYouBreathe December 9, 2018


Who am I (to comment on things)?

Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.

Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."

by Hym Iam January 24, 2024


I am Sophie

A rich person who isn't as she seems, Lara is probably better

Person 1: I am lara

Person 2: I AM SOPHIE

by Thisisacryforhelp83838438484 March 24, 2020