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It is an erection ; or a boner. Usually a wooden spoon would be a pretty long erection, considering wooden spoons are usually about a foot long.
The boy popped a wooden spoon as he watched his neighbors have sex through their bedroom window.
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Involves two women in the traditional act of "spooning" wherein the "lady spoon" takes on the traditional roll of "Big" spoon, which is typically thought of as being reserved for men when involving a man and a woman.
Mrs. "Jones" loves to "Lady Spoon" Mrs. "Smith" in bed, in the pool or where ever she can.
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slang word for massive boobs, generally used when they are in close vicinity.
Guy 1: Dude check out her magic spoons
Guy 2: Woah!
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An amazing invention that combines the spoon and the straw into one diabolicle utensil!
Yo i ate my coke spider with a spoon straw!
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He is a tactical spoon, used in ww2
. If you throw you becum very susi
Sponsored by susi impasta potion
Tactical spoon
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The name of the shaft of a pornstar's penis in a kitchen scene.
La-a(Ladasha) spilled egg all over Senor Nick's spoon handle.
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"Forced Spooning" is when the male is laying on his back or side and has his back touching the female's back and she keeps scooting him over until he is about to fall off the bed and has no choice but to "spoon" with the female.
Man, I got no sleep last nite. I had to choose between falling off the bed or forced spooning.
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