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when your mom or a needy ex calls and don't want to talk to them. it's simple and get's the point across without feeling like an ass after.
"i would love to sit and talk about why i'm not home/why $50 is missing out of your purse/why there was an ovulation test in the trash/how much you want me back/why you should not kill yourself, but you wastin my minutes.
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When you call someone who is on pay as you go and talk non-stop!
On Contract: Yo dawg, whats really good son?
What are you sayin maaaaaaan?
No Minutes: Wtf you want, you wasting my minutes bitch.
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A '2 Minute noodle buddy' is a friend that is only your friend for 2 minutes, when they change their mind and find new friends, and then they come back around. It usually happens when they find a bf/gf, and they come back around when the relationship is over.
Person one: So, hows Kate?
Person two: I dunno, she's a 2 minute noodle buddy.
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When you are either bored with a conversation you're having with someone or just want to end it you tell the person"you're wasting my daytime minutes."
It refrences a limited amount a minutes you can use on your cell phone often refered to as anytime or daytime minutes but applies it to conversation in this case.
Stop bugging me, your wasting my daytime minutes.
I'm almost out of daytime minutes, so this conversation has to end soon.
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RPM is a way of measuring how fast something spins. A couple of examples is that a V8 engine avergally does around 7000rpm and fidget spinners can do around 3750rpm!
My new car can do up to 8000 Revolutions Per Minute (RPM), how much can yours do?
When a guy and gal have been having sex for 20 minutes but the rhythm has not changed, and it is doing absolutely nothing for the gal.
Man- "Wow! That was a long one!"
Woman-" Yeah, like a 20 minute guitar solo."
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A guy will not and should not drive more then 20 minutes to see a girl unless there is at least a 75% chance he will hook up.
Girl: Hey you should drive out here and see me!
Guy: umm idk its like a 30 minute drive
Girl:oh come on, dont worry i know the the 20 minute travel rule
Guy:ok on my way
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