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Punching your wife in the eye giving her a black eye
The wife was giving me some lip, so I applied some Irish eyeshadow.
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The Irish Jump Start is a sexual position where a man has doggy style sex with his women, right before climax the man attaches a defibrillator to each of the womans ass cheeks. When the voltage is switched on the sudden surge of electricity causes the womans vagina to tighten up.
I was banging this chick doggy style, and right before I busted a nut, I hooked up a defibrillator to her ass cheeks and hit the switch making her pussy get really tight. I gave her an Irish Jump Start.
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A drink consisting of two-parts champagne and one-part bourbon. It will get you fucked.
I don't remember anything from last night after drinking Irish cunt.
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When you take a nice Irish Lass, and put her naked body up in the air. Then you take a nice bottle of irish wiskey and put in her clean shaven pussy and shake it. Then you put your mouth around her clean shaven pussy and suck it out.
Karina was so hot last nite and we were in the mood for an Irish Tampon. Man did it taste so good. I just love those Irish tampons.
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An Irish lullaby is when you're whispering someone to sleep and giving them a handy at the same time
Optional: Maybe let them sucking on your boobies
Guy: I was falling alseep last night and she started giving me a irish Lullaby
Guy2: Did you suck on dem boobies
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When you affix a bar of Irish Spring soap to the floor of a shower with either a nail or glue and then hide and wait for someone to try to pick it up. When they bend over to retrieve it you jump from the shadows and yell "Irish SPRING!!!!!!" and then proceed to anally rape them.
"Huh... whats this doing here..."
"Irish SPRING MOTHER FUCKER!!!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
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Masturbation, Spanking the Monkey, Beating the drum, Releasing the One-Eyed Monster.
'Dude, what were you doing!?'
'Oh, I was dancing with the irish clown'
'The door was closed, there was no clown.'
'I know.'
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