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Kent Island is a small island located between the Chesapeake Bay and the Chester River. It is located east of Annapolis and south east of Baltimore. Kent Island is known for its crabs and amazing people.
I live on Kent Island.
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A really trashy town in NJ. Everyone who lives there are poor (except if they live on the water, those people are kinda rich) and are on welfare and poverty-stricken.
There are two sections. Mystic (the real mystic) is on the waterfront and all the tiny shacks (that are expensive cuz they're on the water) there are being torn down to build these giant 5-story mansions on pilings (piers).
The second area is Upland Mystic (the poser mystic). The people there think they are cool when they aren't at all (poor people are NOT cool). The crime there is SO high that whenever you see the police log in the newspaper, all the police calls are about people getting arrested in Upland Mystic. There's alot of shooting, stabbing, and drug dealing. The houses are run down, they have no grass, and the cars are all on cinderblocks. If one of those houses were to be torn down, all the property values in the whole state would skyrocket.
Ooooo, I'm SO cool and I'm from Mystic Island!!! Oyeaaa!!!!!
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boring place to live if your under 16, great place if ur italian, hated by every other boro and jersey, forgotten about. proncounced stat'niland, or staten italy. the shouth shore and mid island are nto as bad as people say on here, if ur jelous cuz we have money and drive nice cars get over it.
a. "what do u want to do today?"
b. "well its staten island"
a. "right, so mall or movies?"
b. "yupp"
people who dont live here shoudl really stop writing gay crap abotu it, cuz im not writing anything about ur city, jersey wants to be us, and the toher boros end up moving here ne way.
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When sitting in a bathtub, you pull a fly's wings off, and let the wingless fly crawl around on the tip of your penis, which is protruding out of the water.
"I was so bored that I did a Gilligan's Island in the bathtub.
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An island located east of NYC, with amazing beaches and some of the best people you'll ever meet. You can play the 6 degrees of separation game and you will find a connection to 9 out of the 10 people you'll meet from Long Island. Yes, sometimes we slip into our customary "Lawnguyland" accents, but the fact of the matter is they happen as a result of the people you grow up with, not necessarily where you're from. In fact, most people love our accents, and if you don't, don't listen to us talk when we go into a rant.
You either hate it or you love it, but there sure as hell isn't a place like this anywhere else.
You can't spell L-I-F-E without L.I. <3
Long Island girls do it better.
You either date a rich girl from the North Shore, or a chill girl from the South Shore.
Long Island is love.
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The island that sits in the middle of the Milwaukee, Division and Ashland ave intersection in Bucktown/Wicker Park Chicago, IL. This little patch of land is located off the Division Blueline stop and is rittled with Bums and ghetto trash smoking blunts and asking for cigs and money.
Tod: Are there any good fast food places over here?
Sarah: Yeah, travel west on Ashland ave. until you hit Bum Island, then take a left at the light. Be sure to hit as many bums on the way to Wendy's; I recommend getting the spicey chicken sandwich. I hate Bum Island!!
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The process bending someone over the kitchen island and rocking their world
I'm gonna give her a rock island
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