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The area between the driver and passenger seat.
Guy X: Where's the swisher?
Guy Y: It fell in there.
Guy X: Where?
Guy Y: You know--over there with the thing and stuff.
Guy X: Jacob's ass?
Guy Y: Jacob's ass!
Guy X: Jacob's ass! (retrieves the swisher)
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there is no love stronger than what they have. their love grows stronger and stronger for each other everyday. people desire to be the couple they are. they will last forever.
Maci and Jacob are in love.
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A young white fuck boy. With a talent of lipsyncing because he sucks at singing.
Girl: Who is this white fuck boy in musical.ly?
Me: That's Jacob Sartorius
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the best girl in the universe! she is hot cute and everyone falls in love with her as soon as the see her. She is the best friend anyone could ask for. Hunter suits a girl better than a boy by 5000 percent. she is very very athletic too!
omg Hunter Jacobs is rocking that outfit! i love her
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one with an elephants trunk for a cock
Damn, did you see that elephant at the zoo?
Nah man, that was a Jacob Boor
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When you're having sex with a girl and as soon as you're about to cum leave and never come back
Isaiah-dude I was fucking hannah yesterday and I pulled a jacobs father
Jose-damn she's such a thot
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jacob Sartorius just touched me, it's time to go prepare my funeral.
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