anal jacob

A spirited fisting of the rectum of a partner of the same sex.

I was so drunk last night that I gave him the old anal jacob.

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jacob rotschild

this man's family is apparently worth 500 trillion dollars and owns every country's bank.
everyone making those tiktok industrial revolution videos has said something at least once about him and people associate him with the song california dreamin by the mamas and the papas.

here is a fake scenario about jacob rotschild:

all the leaves are brown
jacob: hello I am jacob rotschild and I am here to destroy the world. slaves sing my favorite song!
slaves: all the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
and the sky is gray (and the sky is grey)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
on a winter's day.
jacob: thank you very much. now i will go plan on destroying the world!
spiderman: knock knock it's spiderman. I'm here to beat you up, jacob rotschild.
jacob: no, I am too strong.
fighting scenario:
jacob:"huyah","huyah","huyah"
spiderman:"w ̹͙̤̑̊̔e̵̳͂a ̡̛̭͈̓̌a ̳̥͂̈̍ḁ̴̞̗͒o ͚̂̚w ̩̓̀̌","uhuuuu..."
after the fight:
jacob: I am too strong!

Person 1: oh no jacob rotschild is here to destroy the world!
Person 2: all the leaves are brown and jacob rotschild made the sky gray!

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Jacob Blair

Jacob Blair is a sweet boy, in Cleburne, Texas who has a history for picking girls that hurt him and give him a bad reputation. He has a smile for the ages and a sense of humor that is just amazing, he's oblivious the girl who cares about him and wants to be in his life. He is also the coolest super saiyan! This boy makes my day! I don't think he'll ever know.

Oh Jacob Blair... What a well kept obviousness.. Its the type of thing girls like me write songs about.

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Alex Jacob

Alex Jacob is a species of human with extreme intellect and 1000 IQ. Alex Jacob is big brain but still doesn't understand jokes. Alex Jacobs are extremely rare, 1/7,700,000,000.

Alex Jacob = big brain.

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Jacob Saggatorius

Jacob Saggatorius's and annoying boys, who think that they are 18 and act older than they are, they are clear fuckboys who are in need of chapstick and have a very long ugly quiff. If you every run into a Jacob Saggatorius I suggest you run away, Jacob Saggatorius's think they have lots of fans and think the are very strong and fail at giving piggy backs

Ewwwwww is that a Jacob Saggatorius?

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Jacob Sartorius

More like "Jacob saggytits". He is possibly the worst, cringy kid to become famous. When his "fangirls" are screaming for him

Fangirl: OMG I love Jacob Sartorius

Me: I fuckin give up with this world 😑

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Karl Jacobs

Karl is the HOTTEST person on earth. He plays minecraft with his friends on twitch. He is obsessed with DREAM, and falls out of his chair all the time.

"Have you heard of Karl Jacobs before?"
"No."
"WHAT THE HONK?! HE IS THE MOST HOTTEST ON EARTH!"

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