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Perminent paralysis of the legs cause by drinking a "healing tonic" or denatured alcohol in place of alcohol during prohibition
Cops been busting all the moonshiners lately so I had to drink that stuff from the drug store and I ended up with jake legs.
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A boy from Degrassi Season 11 in his Junior year who is portrayed by Justin Kelly. Many believe he is a unicorn as it is impossible to be the level of sexy and adorable which he is. He wears a wide variety of plaid shirts and work boots which usually are not hot, but on him, they somehow are. He has flawless skin, is very tall and for some reason, when he talks, angels sing. He probably poops rainbows and lollipops. He fixes things like broken sinks and is also good with his hands (at carpentry and probably other things...). His girlfriend is Clare Edwards which is awkward because their parents are dating. This couples' nickname is Cake.
"Jake Martin would make fixing the toilet look sexy!"
or,
"I love Cake!"
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Jacobus Maximus. Ginger who wears a backwards hat and keeps a jar of baby diarrhea next to his bed for reasons unknown.
HERE COMES JAKE BURKE!
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The sexual act of waxing your penis with your fathers seamen then slamming it into the anus of a man then as you get to the big finish you fake cum by gently spitting on his back as he turns around cum on his dick suck it slallow and as he falls on the ground punch him in the asshole stick the head of your penis inside your partners dick cum have a snail race if yours wins you perform a dirty sanchez to his dog go home take a cold shower then cold fuck with a roosters head up your ass and after that take the winning snail and stick him up your ass squeeze until it does
Chances dad is dead,.........................................so he did a jake barnes
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Hot lead singer for the band scissor sisters,he's gay and fabulous. known for taking his clothes off or having them taken off by his band mate ana matronic
Jake isn't his real name it's Jason
He's incredibly pretty and funny.
He once married himself.
He has a nice ass
Jake Shears - His abs are very lickable
Jake Shears - He's soooo gay, I love him
Jake Shears - He's naked!
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*What does being a jake paul mean?*
_Verb, to be completely selfish, condescending,inconsiderate, self centered, uneducated, disrespectful or ignorant little Fuck._
*Synonyms:* _ Human Failure, Sin, Cringe
*Antonyms:*_Logan Paul or anyone with a right state of mind_
*Example:* _When Erika "married" Jake she was exploiting herself for views._
*Example:* _When Erika "married" Jake Paul she was exploiting herself for views._
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