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A man who has a needle dick and throws it into a fat hairy chick and nits a wooly jumper from her pubic hair, then turns around and takes a shite in her mouth.
"I fucked this plumper last night, done a dirty Johnny and got the fuck outta there"
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the hottest guy. ever.
he is *sexy*
and an amazing actor.
allllll other guys should be jealous of him.
My friend's mom grew up with Johnny Depp
random guy: man, i wish i was johnny depp
random girl: yeah, then maybe i'd like you
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Man, pirates used to be cool, then Johnny Depp came along and made them all gay. Way to go, asshole
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A Big Johnny is when a girl is being gang-banged by two men; one penis in her mouth and the other in her vagina. If both men come simultaneously, she then pulls the penises out so that they ejaculate on each other's penises.
I was in a threesome once and we did a Big Johnny. My dick was sticky for three whole days.
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It's when you let a guy fuck you in the ass, coldcock him right before he comes, steal his wallet, then use the money to buy dope.
Hank thought he found a cheap screw. But in a moment of stupidity he flashed his wallet in front of the guy, who was clearly jonesing something awful, and who then pulled an Action Johnny, leaving Hank with a headache and empty pockets.
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A good actor who sits in his house in the cheese sniffing country of France. While sitting in his house, he bad mouths America. Then he comes over here, stars in a movie and makes a ton of money off of our country (which he hates so much).
"I'm Johnny Depp. I'm a hypocrite."
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term used to explain a dire and immediate need to relieve fecal matter in an explosive manner from your bum. May be abbreviated as "JR"
I ate too much at dinner and now I really need to Johnny Rocket!
After her sixth bowl of chilli in just over an hour, Sara really needed to JR.
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