archie johnson

a guy with a big dick

u are u an "archie johnson"

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Aiden Johnson

10B's Reserve.

Look at this Special needs Aiden Johnson

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Borris Johnson

A very lonely man who likes to spend hours making his hair perfect.

Borris johnson is a nut-job

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Payton Johnson

Is fortnite goddess

Payton Johnson is a way to compliment someone on their fortnit skills. Example: Woweowo man you totally pulled a Payton back there! Wow thanks man!

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Lynching a Johnson

The act of pleasuring one self with the use of one's hand

Scott was caught lynching a johnson at work the other day.

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Benjamin Johnson

Code term for a blow job

Him ‘Is Benjamin visiting tonight?’
Her, whilst getting the kids ready for bed ‘yes, Benjamin Johnson will pop over after you’ve had a shower’

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Johnson juice

The hot steamy liquid that erupts out of your penis when your exceed 2000 strokes

Person 1: “Man I was going to town on my dick last night!”
Person 2: “Did you blow that Johnson Juice?”

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