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The act of pleasuring one self with the use of one's hand
Scott was caught lynching a johnson at work the other day.
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Payton Johnson is a way to compliment someone on their fortnit skills. Example: Woweowo man you totally pulled a Payton back there! Wow thanks man!
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Him ‘Is Benjamin visiting tonight?’
Her, whilst getting the kids ready for bed ‘yes, Benjamin Johnson will pop over after you’ve had a shower’
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The hot steamy liquid that erupts out of your penis when your exceed 2000 strokes
Person 1: “Man I was going to town on my dick last night!”
Person 2: “Did you blow that Johnson Juice?”
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A fine lad who spends his time making car movies and chugs alcoholic drinks on the internet. Not to be confused with The Rock, who is Dwayne Johnson's mortal enemy.
Walter White: Hey Jesse, you coming to watch Fast and Furious with me?
Jesse: You mean that dumbass movie with Dwayne Johnson in it?
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