July 29

Anyone born on March 29th will literally be your ride or die, you best bud, the Jessie to your James. Especially if you’re Kenny Wenny.

“Omg, Ken, it’s July 29! The day the best person I know was born!”

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july 24

when all the big booty bitches and sick lads are born

friend: hey whats your birthday?
you: oh on July 24th
friend: no way that's when all the bbb and sick lads are born!

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July 30th

July 30th is national “make out with Andrew” day. Commonly celebrated in North Carolina.

I don’t care if I have a boyfriend already, today is July 30th and I want Andrew.

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Julie Ann

A person who always there for you whenever you are sad, a person who listens to your problem and you will never regret that you meet her♡︎

Julie ann

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16th of July

Slap a dick Day

Fuck yeah it’s 16th of July

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July 31

July 31 is the best day.The person born on this day is the biggest bitch you will ever meet.

Oml you were born on July 31 you a bitch.

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july 31

People born on july 31 are the HORNIEST people alive, they spend most of their days looked inside their room wondering about life and doing kinky shit. Not too mention how much of a WHORE they are. Honestly people born july 31 are gay Af, LITERALLY you can ask them to jerk you off as a joke and they WILL do it for their own guilty desires. Not to mention they are mentally unstable fuking psychopaths that WILL play with your feelings for fun. Don't be fooled tho, even if they are awful as shit, they are hot as hell, and can easily seduce you for fun, beware of these suicidal motherfukers.

(Person 1) Oi! Jerk me off you f*g
(Person born in july 31) Of course master~

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