June 3rd

Slap your short friend day

Small person: OW why did u slap me
Tall chad(me): cuz its slap ur small friend day(june 3rd)

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1st of June

Give your friend (Liam) 1 pound fifty

Its the 1st of June lets go give our friend (Liam) 1 pound fifty

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June 29th

Kick a racist day; Tell the they're a bad person

Person 1: Yeah I hate black people

Person 2: Well looks like it's June 29th
Person 1: Oh No

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June 2nd

National Sad Nigga Day

Joe: Bro it’s okay to be sad, tomorrow is June 2nd aka National Sad Nigga day

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June 22

A day when someone so special and super caring to u is born.

june 22

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June 17

The day that the gayest girl alive was born

Guy: Yo I didn’t know she was gay!

Other guy: well duh, she was born on June 17th

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june 1

National fuck a red head day... because why not. You know what they say.... red on the head, fire in the bed.

Ryan: dude you'll never guess who I ran into today. She was the sexiest red head I've ever seen.

Matt: hey man, you do know what today is right?

Ryan: no what is it? It's June 1st.

Matt: it's national fuck a red head day... better get on it.

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