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most hottest person ever
damnnnn have you seen colson baker? aka machine gun kelly? he’s sooo sexy
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p.kelly special is when you have a bath with ure best friend geoff and lick each others belly buttons clean
"geoff its p kelly special time!"
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To be aroused sexually; to get a boner without expecting
Kelly spontaneously showed up when Jeris was on a road trip to Wyoming with the guys.
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The financial cost a celebrity has to pay their accuser in order to convince them to not proceed with a criminal or civil complaint. A reference to R&B singer R. Kelly's many rumored financial settlements with under aged sexual abuse victims and the Kelley Blue Book, which reports current automotive market values.
"How much do you think it's gonna cost Darren Sharper to stay out of prison with all of these charges being thrown at him?"
"I dunno... What's the current R. Kelly Blue Book on this type of thing at right now?"
legend from book.
typical pos senior ruby cup playing guy.
become a role model for the young society in ireland!
ah lads i scored her last week and i didn't text her when i said i would.
omg u pulled a toal ross o carroll kelly on her.
thatll teach her to be a desperate cow
yeah i can get her anytine
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The sexual act of tying your partner onto the bed, head bound to the headboard, mouth open wide.
you then take a jar, filled to the brim with semen and piss, you shake it up until mixed completely, then you fill a
(preferably large, rifle type) water gun with the liquid (use a funnel) then, with your partner bound to the bed, try to get as many shots down the throat and in the mouth as you can.
Rules
1: the bound partner must swallow every shot that made it into the mouth.
2: the shooter must be at the foot of the bed.
3: the bound partner must not move a muscle.
4: you can not cheat your way through with a pump water gun.
Oh my god Johnny, me and suzanne played R Kelly Sharpshooter last night, I made every shot!!!
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