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When your Girlfriend gets pissed at you for hitting on her friend all night, she offers to give you a blowjob and while she is sucking on your nuts, sucks just a little too hard causing extreme and deliberate pain!
Man, I was hitting on my girls friend all night long. She didnt seem pissed at the time, but gave me an Angry Katie later in the night.
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a girl who think she’s the shit on tik tok but she isn’t. she is constantly asking for attention and fishing for compliments. she dated alejandro rosario but she was just using him for clout the whole time. someone needs to tell her she’s not a celebrity.
Katie Pego from tik tok is so annoying. Who is that? Exactly.
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A singer that thinks ur so gay. But she’s the one that kissed a girl and liked it
Katy Perry: I kisses a girl I liked it
Katy Perry: ur so gay
Jan: but you’re the one that kissed a girl and liked it
Katy Perry: oh yeah
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plays cho chang in the harry potter movies. very pretty and a good actress. has a scottish accent. sometimes wears too much makeup, but she's cool. her style is very...different.
katie leung can i get your autograph?
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Some girl who cannot write songs to save her life.
Sure, she may have a "good" voice, but her lyrics make me want to punch people out.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it!" Whoop-de-fucking-do. It's amazing how people can even call her a musician.
She needs to quit writing songs like "I Kissed A Girl" and "Ur So Gay" because:
1. They are so incredibly stupid and they actually make me want to go on a killing rampage.
2. Someone is bound to get offended.
3. They still really make me want to kill people.
Katy Perry: I KISSED A GIRLLL, AND I LIKED IT! I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT!
Girl: Well, I slept with your boyfriend, and I LOVED it! I hope YOU don't mind you stupid slut.
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Girl who you can always find out and about on a Tuesday night in northern New Jersey. Goes by the nick name "kcruise". Also some times known as cooter, or cootscoot. She loves tacos.
"Is Katie Cruise drinking tonight?"
"Is that even a question?"
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