lady snores

When a lady dozes off and begins to snore so faintly it's almost difficult to know she's even sleeping.

John's Ho fell asleep on the couch again, but I don't mind because her lady snores are so soft.

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Lady Fingers

When a man's fingers give off an overwhelming scent of pussy after engaging in manual manipulation of the vagina.

Lil' Wayne: " I have just returned from the estate of my Lady caller and my hands smell most disagreeable."

Mr. Darcy: "Aw Shit dawg yous gots Lady Fingers, no bueno!"

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painted lady

Colorful way of calling someone a slut. Coined in the old west for women working the brothels who would color their hair and wear make-up.

Look at that painted lady walking down the street. Think I can afford her?

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Lady Gag(a)

A massively overrated and overly popular woman who could produce multiple children by herself. For those who don't know, yes, she has both. She has talent, but in my opinion, not very creative.
Modest Mouse is much better.

"Lady Gag(a) is worse at poker than jesus riding a motorunicycle while chugging Popov and playing against Bulgarian midgets made of pessimism."

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Lady cake

Pussy , vagina , cunt , twat , punny .

Haz - "cake piece of cake on a plate"
Luke - "Thats a metaphor for your punny"

-Offering your punny on a plate-

"I'd Like to get a piece of that lady cake"

-I'd like to dog her-

"I want your cake on my face it tastes quite nice, but your a disgrace"

-Your pussy tastes nice but your a dog-

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lady playa

A promiscuous woman, or a woman who has game. Usually both. Similar to the word slut, but lacking any more derisive or offensive meaning for a female than the word playa has for a male.

She's got all the guys after her... what a lady playa.

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Lettuce Ladies

PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Animals) campainers (sometimes playboy models, actresses and icons) that dress up in outfits, normally bikinis or long dresses, made or decorated with lettuce leaves to campain and spread the word about vegetarian and veganism. They hold events, sometimes outside of McDonalds chains, cooking vegan food and sporting their lettuce outfits. Less known male equivalent- Broccoli Boys.
Celebrity Lettuce Ladies include Amanda Holden, Aditi Gowitrikar, Elizabeth Berkley, Tracy Bingham and Pamela Anderson.

-"I hear the Lettuce Ladies are serving up some vegan Bean Burgers outside McDonalds, wanna go?"
-"mmmm... McDonalds!"

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