Lauren is a nice person that stabs you in the back. All your other friends think sheβs nice but itβs just her Outside. If she was really nice she wouldnβt leave you in the dust
Wait you said Lauren is nice?!
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When Lauren gives you PTSD for just being in her class
Child 1 : great Iβve got science with Lauren
Child 2: she gave my Lauren trama
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The act of popping hemorrhoids and sniffing the tang left on your fingers.
βMan, I need to pull a Dirty Laurene just to feel alive again.β
βShe did a Dirty Laurene in the Taco Bell bathroom.β
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Lesbian Softball Player.
who shows anger through the stomp of a horse.
Also dates faggots.. usually named Ethan.
-You see that lesbian girl over there? Shes a Lauren Castro.
-Oh... She must be dating a faggot then!
-YEAH! His name is Ethan.
-Predictable.
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Such a bitch, commonly seen in trendy grandad trousers and a jumper. Her whole wardrobe is made up of a singular jumper (and she knows what jumper it is). Everyone is friends with lauren just so they can meet her dog (likley to be called sir charles). But lauren is gay as fuck and has an amazingly stunning girlfriend who is the best person youll ever meet. So be friends with lauren...then you can meet her dog.
Disclaimer:Lauren can also be a peng ting roadman...(if your lucky)
Omg its lauren i hope her girlfriend is with her
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A huge thot, that thinks she is the best overall. But in reality no one looks up to Lauren.
Lauren is a thot, donβt be a Lauren
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