Pre-loaded Stimulus

New term/phrase from the left/woke which simply means “your cash savings”.

We need to find a way to leverage the pre-loaded stimulus to help our economy recover from the pandemic.

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Da Vinci Load

Da Vinci Load is actually a porno parody thats more entertaining the Da Vinci code novel or the movie combined. I jacked off 3 times while watching it

Matt: So how do you like the Da Vinci Load??

James: fap fap fap.....

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Blow your load

When u blow a nice juicy load all over some big juicy tits u blow your load all over those tits ane make them white

Blow your load Bob blowed his load all over karens tits

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load my bit

to add breesh (money) or funds to ones bitcoin account !

yo Brody you trinna load my bit ? Wassup ?

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Janesville Turkey Load

1. A special shotgun shell used specifically for hunting wild turkeys.

2. Ejaculating in a womans face while making the "gobble gobble" noises.

For thanksgiving I thought I would surprise my girlfriend with a Janesville Turkey Load.

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Blow Your Load

When a guy's ball's are full of cum and it explodes out out the penis

Jake : Don't you just love Kiersten's suction cup lips!
Chad : Not Really!
Jake I do especially whey she suck's my cock make's me Blow My Load everytime!
Chad : Who Cares!
Steve : Hey Chad! (wink)
Chad : Hey Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Did you just Blow Your Load?
Chad : Fuck No! Excuse me I need to use the bathroom!
Kiersten : Hey why is there cum running out of Chad's pant's?
Jake : Oh Steve made him Blow His Load!
Kiersten : Oh gross! So do you wanna hide in the closet so you can Blow Your Load in my mouth?
Jake : Oh Baby!

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Beanie Butt Load

Take 3 beanie babies and take out all their beans. Put them into a funnel. Insert it into a friend's anus.

Sally really enjoyed giving Jimmy a Beanie Butt Load

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