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English translation: tits of the dead
Meaning: Tits that looks like they have long since died. Empty flaps of skin devoid of life and fleshiness.
I used to date this girl, magnificent arse and abs but boy did she have guavas de los muertos
Whats that you say Holmes? Tits of the dead
The celebration of our loved ones that have passed away.
Dia de los muertos is on November 1st.
the translation for this is literally, you touch my eggs and has nothing to do with your balls
I don't think there is an appropriate use of this phrase...
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"Diu Nei Lo Mo!" ("fuck your mother") is a highly offensive profanity in Cantonese when directed against a specific person instead of used as a general exclamation. In contrast to the English phrase "fuck your mother", which indicates that the person being attacked commits incest with his own mother, the Cantonese expression has the implied meaning of "I fuck your mother".
Peter: "This song reminds me of my girlfriend back in Guangzhou."
Joel: "That song reminds me of your girlfriend too, if you know what I mean."
Peter: "DIU NEI LO MO!"
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Los Alamos Police Department (LAPD) is a department consisting of a variety of ape like mammals. These creatures are generally known for their low intelligence, small stature, arrogant personalities, and an uncanny sense of smell for underage trouble such as toilet papering houses. The LAPD carry the authority to arrest individuals for a variety of crimes such as J walking, laughing, sneezing, stetching, playing tennis, and reading. Studies have shown that the psychology of these individuals relates to that of a booger eating adolescent that was picked on throughout highschool and seeks revenge as an adult. Although the majority of the time, these individuals continue to get picked on as adults, the LAPD have found means to carry weapons to make up for the typical tiny weiners found on these animals. While not at work, these creatures can typically be found on their back with their legs over their head attempting to suck on their own weiners. See also short man's syndrome, sissy, dooshbag, vagina man and duck butter
Example 1: "I just saw a lizard eat an ant. We should probably call the Los Alamos Police Department!"
Example 2: "My girlfriend says my penis is too big; however, she used to date a guy from Los Alamos Police Department, so it's really not a big compliment."
Example 3: "You should graduate highschool or else you will end up at Los Alamos Police Department."
Example 4: "If you guys call me a girl 14 or 15 more times, I will join Los Alamos Police Department."
Example 5: "I wish I could read. Now I have to join Los Alamos Police Department."
Example 6: "Oh no, here comes the Los Alamos Police Department, pull a vagina man so they are not intimidated."
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A unique drum performance often played during a Godsmack concert. Sully Erna and Shannon Larkin will each begin playing a different set of drums in a sort of duel with each other.
They will often include small portions of (modified) classic rock songs from bands such as Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath.
Man I just got back from Godsmack's concert. They played Batalla De Los Tambores and it was awesome!
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