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Yo Mama is used to insult people. The syntax is Yo mama so Something that Something Something!
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the pool and all the water jumped out!
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Imong mama assignment
Imong mama rent
Imong mama kinyitos
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A girl who gets tucked in to bed just like one of the fellas who's a mama's boy, but nobody knows she gets tucked in to bed.
Your mama brought you a fresh pair of pajamas and she's gonna tuck you in to bed now. You're mama's girl, you get anything you want okay?
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Mama Bear: A Lesbian (often cougar) Who wants to dominate and control a younger submissive, yet is very coddling and loving to her female "cubs".
Is mother like in sensuality, yet dominat.
Will often use gentleness to gain control or practice in BDSM.
She is my MAMA BEAR.
"Come on MAMA BEAR, pull my hair".
She is my MAMA BEAR and I'm her bear cub.
MAMA BEAR likes to be gentler in loving then these girls in college.
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Chewing up food then spitting it back up on a passed out friend
We were mama-birding Cory with the brownies he made last weekend
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That cool mom that would buy you a bottle when you were underage. But was fucking crazy towards her own kids.
“Yo this party is gonna be lame asf”
“I gotchu lemme call Mama Dukes, she always comes through with a bottle or two”
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The standard response when somebody says something that could be offensive to their mama. The total number of comebacks to a yo mama joke are two, "that's what she said" and "of course she would." If someone came up with more than two, then the universe would explode cause yo mama so fat.
The Following is an actual conversation, the names have been changed to protect and serve yo mama.
LCF: nigga
Do: nigga's eating
LCF: i c
LCF: eating what
Do: u set urself up for this
Do: ...
Do: yo mama
Do: aka steak tenderloin with mashed potatoes and koolaid
Do: oooooo yyyyyyyyeaaaa!!!
LCF: that wuz good
LCF: u have mad skills
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