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Stuff a piece of frozen chocolate cake in the ass like a dildo then thaw it and eat it covered in butt drool.
That girl I gave the Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin to last night freaked after I told her the cake she just ate was in her ass last night.
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the suspected answer to many racial jokes.
White guy:"What do you call a black man who attempts to lead an unfairly judged people out of oppression only to be unexpectedly murdered?"
Upstanding black man:"Martin Luther King Jr.?"
White guy:"No, a nigger! Hahaha"
Upstanding black man:"Hahaha"
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Yall ask and y’all shall receive. First of all Tell me why y’all can’t act somewhat civilized in the mf courtyard like y’all wanna fight everyone until ya get ya shit rocked and you face plant the concrete. They have the internet only working near dual credit classes cus they want me to balance my academics and getting bitches. Hey, nic fiends, quit asking every damn person that comes in the bathroom for a rip bruh. Y’all be so downbad y’all would ask the damn principal for one if she was in there. And if you do got nic, quit acting like a dumbass with it. Mfs not even hiding it at this point. The assistant principal be catching people because y’all are asking to hit someone’s nic right in front of them. Idiots. Imma make y’all do push-ups for that shi like the tiktoks. And if get nearly sideswiped by another student driver imma say fuck it and run yo ass off the road. LEARN TO DRIVE OR DONT DRIVE AT ALL. Theres a drivers Ed class for a reason. everytime I’m driving somewhere, it’s always some mf with a st Martin student parking sign in they car that drive like they have seizures mid-drive. Get ya shit together before you end up being the next Paul walker of the coast. Lastly, girls if you’re not skinny, thats ok, but if you try to act like you’re goddamn Cinderella or sum bs, just stfu. Bitch you ain’t no damn Cinderella, you miss piggy off the muppets. oink oink headass. Shi just close your mouth in general. I can smell the hot Cheetos and pound cake from across the school.
If St Martin high pt.2 was a sport in general, they’d be mf ultimate frisbee or sum bs
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A road in almost every big city (sometimes refered to as Martin Luther King Jr. Parkway) that strangly always has bad crime and is notorious for homeless people and crack heads. If you ever get lost in Atlanta, no matter where you are, you will definitely end up on MLKJ Drive. One must be very careful while traveling any Martin Luther King Jr. Drive or Pkwy.
" Roll up the windows and lock the doors, kids. We're turning on Martin Luther King Jr. drive"
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Well yes, they are smart and sophisticated young women. Can most likely see through your bullshit and has high standards
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martin van buren is a the littest school in queens and nobody can beat van in a fight.
Girl1: Where does the girl who wants to fight you go ?
Girl2: She goes to Martin Van Buren High School.
Girl1: Oh that’s bad for business your going to get jumped.
St. Martin is the best school around the Biloxi Bay. They have smart kids and they actually LEARN. Their football team and basketball teams are the best! Especially their 8th grade girls' basketball team! GO YELLOW JACKETS!
St. Martin Middle School
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