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verb; the act of males masturbating
Most teenage boys perform pitcher masturbation
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A common term for excessive masturbation in one sitting, resulting in the penis becoming thickly calloused and shaped like a half used colgate tube. The activity is also used as a motivational/teamwork exercise in some lines of work... i.e. Computer programming and I.T.
-"Hey man, did you go to the seminar yesterday on profuse masturbation?"
-"I couldn't make it in to the office, so I just set up a laptop and used the WiFi in Starbucks."
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Daily masturbational, means, fulfilling the i.e. religious, or spiritual quota of the act of self pleasuring. On a daily basis.
Gotta go Gus.
Wait! Where are you going?!
I gotta fulfill my daily masturbational with Father Zed.
Good luck with that.
Thanks Gus, I will.
You will what...?
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When you think you are "trick fucking" someone else, but end up screwing yourself in the end.
First used by the American Eagle Air Line Pilots Association on June 13, 2012.
If you try to set a booby trap for someone and it back-fires on you, you just wasted your time trick masturbating.
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a self-inflicted diss
Jack: I'm ugly
Jill: My jokes aren't funny
Oscar: Stop with the insult masturbation, you two!
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When a sitting president ignores or feebly responds to a natural disaster.
George W. Bush was a masturbator in chief when Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans.
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The month where you a have to masturbate EVERYDAY. this goes for boys and girls
bro masturbate march is coming up soon!
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