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Matt Walters

a try hard who would cry if he got a 99/100 on a test

"Kid cried because he got 1 point off! What a Matt Walters!"

by blind_squirrel May 10, 2022

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matt borda

sex

Matt Borda is sex

by 12laxtitute21 May 12, 2011

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Matt Schlapp

A child molester that specifically preys on young boys.

We had to chase away a Matt Schlapp lurking around the school yard.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 19, 2021

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Matt Lawand

This is the gratest guy in the world! Hes a beast at everything! Hes a great kisser too. He's also really good looking. heehee :)

Awesome Matt Lawand

by Anonymous123412342345324611 August 30, 2008

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Matt Shirk

A person who is over weight, all fat, resembling a marshmallow, and a bitch.

My friend was being a real Matt Shirk, so I killed him.

by Calvino, the Calvinist September 18, 2019

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Matt Lauer

A sex predator who thinks he's wanted by the opposite sex, but really is just making them want to vomit all over him.

Man, that girl at the bar just threw her drink all over that Matt Lauer!

by Great Kuhzoo November 30, 2017

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Matt Damon

Verb. To actively pursue a group or individual for the purpose of performing advancing hand-to-hand combat techniques upon them. This is not to be confused with "Jason Borne", a verb which is similar to Matt Damon except the attacker does not know why he must attack his targets.

Liam Neeson- "If you don't tell me where you took my Doritos I'm going to Matt Damon you!"
Marko- "Good Luck"

by PabloMcCaso May 28, 2013

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