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matthew crowley

A guy that uses girls when he wants to get his dick wet and ignore them otherwise, who pretends he's a 'friend' but goes quiet when he isn't using someone

God look at that guy, see how he treats those girls, such a matthew crowley

by care0 September 1, 2017


Matthew M.

A type of person that likes to sleep with another type of person called Jason Mester

Matthew M. is a used gay kid

by Powzk March 24, 2019


Matthew Johnson

The best person on the planet with the name Matthew

I'm so glad i'm friends with Matthew Johnson.

by 21 karate gold June 4, 2020


matthew ellwood

erm is v sweet and can make friends easy becos he is out-going and is a gentleman. However he needs more self - cofident when coming to NH. He also is a dickhead sometimes with his jokes need to calm. HES SUCH A SLAY. He needs to pass his driving theory and also measure his penis. He is not v smart, autistic, and has heart problems and walks like he has a pole shoved up his arse, but still always manages to slay everyday.

#wedneslay

person1: who is that!
person2: Thats matthew ellwood he slays
person1: i can tell, although he does walks like he has a pole up his arse.

by slapclap October 29, 2022


matthew ormrod

A Twat.

Matthew Ormrod is a Twat

by dwefvwefwwd February 20, 2018


Matthew Doyle

Some nerd who likes pigeons he's funny when he is and is an extremely interesting person.

Woah it's Matthew Doyle I should talk to that person!

by h= January 9, 2021


Matthew Rudy

He’s an amazing human being, I love how passionate he is. He’ll be successful one day. He sometimes pretend to be a cat bc he’s lactose intolerant, he love cats HAHAHAHA.

Tsuma: Is your tummy alright?

Matthew Rudy: My tumtum hurt, am cat

by tsuma January 5, 2021