A guy that uses girls when he wants to get his dick wet and ignore them otherwise, who pretends he's a 'friend' but goes quiet when he isn't using someone
God look at that guy, see how he treats those girls, such a matthew crowley
A type of person that likes to sleep with another type of person called Jason Mester
The best person on the planet with the name Matthew
I'm so glad i'm friends with Matthew Johnson.
erm is v sweet and can make friends easy becos he is out-going and is a gentleman. However he needs more self - cofident when coming to NH. He also is a dickhead sometimes with his jokes need to calm. HES SUCH A SLAY. He needs to pass his driving theory and also measure his penis. He is not v smart, autistic, and has heart problems and walks like he has a pole shoved up his arse, but still always manages to slay everyday.
#wedneslay
person1: who is that!
person2: Thats matthew ellwood he slays
person1: i can tell, although he does walks like he has a pole up his arse.
Some nerd who likes pigeons he's funny when he is and is an extremely interesting person.
Woah it's Matthew Doyle I should talk to that person!
He’s an amazing human being, I love how passionate he is. He’ll be successful one day. He sometimes pretend to be a cat bc he’s lactose intolerant, he love cats HAHAHAHA.
Tsuma: Is your tummy alright?
Matthew Rudy: My tumtum hurt, am cat