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mega bong

a bong made from a bucker covered in saran wrap and tubes poked in it.

dude we had eight people hooked on the mega bong last night

by archiiee December 26, 2008


Mega squawker 2000

A bird that is mistakenly taken for a caterpillar or worm

Him: wow! What kind of caterpillar is that?
Her: it’s actually a bird called the mega squawker 2000

by Such swanky May 29, 2018


Mega squawker 2000

It’s a rare green bird also mistakenly taken as a caterpillar or worm.

Wow what kind of caterpillar is it?

Oh it’s actually a bird called the mega squawker 2000

by Such swanky May 29, 2018


Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL

A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.

Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it

by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024


Mega Laughage

I term describing one's extreme laughter.

Boy 1: "Haha, he just fell off his chair!"
Boy 2: "Hahaha! Mega laughage!"

by SaydayWayday May 31, 2011


mega black

1.A Man Of Uber Blackness.

2.The Blackest of Negroes but usually acts as they are white instead of black trash.
3.Has the Largest of Black Cocks.

Jenny: Look at that Mega Black Man over there.
Sandra: Oh, I didn't even See Him.
Jenny: Yeah, because he's mega black you klutz.
Sandra: Oh my, i think i see what you are talking about...

by MEGA BLACK April 6, 2017


Mega pear

A woman who has massive thick thighs, legs hips and ass. Her upper body from head to the start of her tummy is average. A circumference of at least 6 feet around her body.

I was at Walmart getting groceries. This woman waddled by me , she was a mega pear !

by Herman Hairdo December 23, 2021