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1. a director of documentaries that sometimes aren't completely accurate
2. what you call your bitch
3. a derrogatory term for someone who pays people to let him blow them
"Hi Mike Moore, director of such films as 'Sicko.'"
"Shut up Mike, my bitch."
"Wow, 5 dollars AND a blowjob?!"
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A Tennessee Baseball player that is actually 35 with a faked transcript that is just a good kid and they let him play. Also, the same player that is accused of cheating because his bat's sticker fell off and a vandy player conveniently noticed and showed it to the umpire.
You know snitches get stitches when that vandy player picked up Mike Honcho's bat after he homered and cried like a bitch to the referee.
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Only about 656 victories and a whole lot of asswooping
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The state of mind that Michael Shaughnessy achieves after hours of ravenous consumption of alcoholic beverages, normally near blackout stage. There is no stopping this creature once the rampage begins.
"Jesus Christ, Mad Mike has an axe!"
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The act of making a profoundly pompous or arrogant statement then quickly retreating to a modest position while maintaining the former is still a fact. The term was coined when inconspicuous characters with common names, such as ‘Michael’ or ‘Joseph’, would act like consequence-free TV-personalities in the real world.
Guy: I have an invite I’d like to extend your way. How bout a couple of drinks then we blow this popsicle stand and go to the real party at my house! Or hey what do you want to do?
Girl: Quit being a Mikey-mike, why don’t we just hang out?
Guy: What does that even mean? You know I could use a break once in awhile – it’s hard being the guy that knows where all the fun spots are!
Guy #1: I was thinking about buying a car, got any suggestions?
Gentleman #2: My Porsche, exceuse me PorscHA, is just collecting dust and with this economy you should seriously consider investing in private jets – my G6 is making me a killing! Or have you considered the environmentally friendly bike?
Guy #1: I definitely need a car. Can you name a few realistic ones I would actually buy?
Gentleman #2: You could really use a workout, go with the bike.
Guy #1: Later Mikey-mike.
Gentleman #2: I love the name! Could we change it to DJ Mikey-mike Pizzle? I feel it would really bring out my creative personality!
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Former NFL linebacker famous for 'The Tackle' in Super Bowl XXXIV
Due to sharing a name with a half-tard aphasiac rapper, many people have forgotten about the Mike Jones that has a talent.
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It's just a name. What's wrong with Mike Hunt? Does it make you feel sad? Is it smelly? Is it gaping and oozing fluid?
*say Mike Hunt*
Mike Hunt is so nasty! It's filled with pus and semen.
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