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To say what you really think, not what people want to hear.
E.g: If I spoke my mind, he'd only get upset.
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A superpower held by a firefighter they call "Fish"' - Amazingly he has this power over young girls to get them to drop their Panties and put out.
He told that girl she had a nice smile. Then the "fish" acted smitten. Next thing she knew she was naked. He isn't that good looking but he somehow pulls off that Jedi Mind Fuck and the panties drop.
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mind-bending orgasm
A mind-bending orgasm is like being under the influence.
A guy feels like a superhero when he can turn on a gal so her b-spot swerves, her mind bends and she goes into orgasmic orbit.
A ‘mind-bender’ for short makes a gal pretty much incoherent and all she can usually do is moan 'OOOOoooooh' afterwards.
An hour after sex, gal regains consciousness: “WOW! That was a mind-bending orgasm. I feel total emotional bliss. Can we do it again?”
Guy to himself: “Boy, I’m good. Seems I’ve rearranged time and space with another mind-bending orgasm.”
Woman to friend: “Greeks may have orgasmo but I prefer a mind-bending orgasm.”
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A website and book allegedly written to reach those who homeschool for academic reasons. The reality is that while the website claims to be open to all persons regardless of religious belief the reality is the opposite. Bigotry, homophobia, vicious attacks on the impoverished and religious fundamentalism is the cornerstone of the site. Well indoctrinated literalist, fundamentalist, uber evangelical people are the only ones truly welcome. If you dissent you are banned. You can talk trash about gays, minorities, liberals, abortion providers but if you dare defend any of these groups you will be banned. It is a disgrace to logic and reason rather than a guidepost.
Recent discussions about homosexuality and christianity prove the point about how not well trained the minds are of the authors at The Well Trained Mind.
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a beautiful son by Mr. Louis Tomlinson :)
Kill my mind is my fave song rn.
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A magic the gathering character and playing card that when owned is a status symbol that places a player above those who don’t own one.
Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with Ajani the lion man - Ajani is the coolest cat around. Jace shits out mox artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind sculptor” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.
Noob: wow is that a Jace the mind sculptor!?
Mtg Vet: yes and keep your grimy hands away from it fuck nut
The power to be able to suppress any urination needs regardless of the urgency and pain it may cause.
Joe: Dude! Stop the car! I REALLY need to take a piss right now!!
Pete: No can do, man! Just use your mind over bladder!
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