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dirty muffin

During anal intercourse, the male will remove his penis and reinsert it in the girl's vagina. The feces on his penis are transferred to the girls vagina creating a dirty muffin.

Last night, I was giving it to her in the ass, then before I blew my load I stuck it in her puss. By the time I was done she had one dirty muffin.

by Sammy Cayman July 8, 2005

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muffin butter

jis, sperm, cum, skeet, & other substances that, when inserted into the female sexual organs, produce a whining brat.

"I've got your muffin butter in my belly button"
"AWW SKEET SKEET SKEET!"

by B. Z. August 30, 2005

34๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffin bottoms

When someone's drawers are so tight or too small that flab hangs out the bottom for all to see through a pair of pants.

Sherry's muffin bottoms was lookin mad crazy through those white pants...looked like blocks of cheese hangin from her trunk.

by CC Smith October 16, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffin buffin'

The act of female masturbation.

While her husband was in France, Mrs.Logan-Price frequently engaged in muffin buffin'.

by Professor Hyram Blitz May 14, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


imaginary muffin

a word or phrase made up just to annoy the shit out of someone.

Oh yeah he was just saying that as an imaginary muffin.

by rachaelah February 11, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bran Muffin

When you are calling someone the shit because bran muffins give you the shits

That girl is a bran muffin
= That girl is the shit

by Big Ezz July 29, 2005

24๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wank Muffin

Actually a Wank Muffin is an old term for a tasty female who gets you going so badly, you have to get a quick one off the wrist.

She`s a tasty Wank Muffin she is

by stu August 1, 2003

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