Random
Source Code
Random
Is a self defense technique that involves carrying a pocket sized cow in case of attack. When attacked you whip it out and throw it at the assailant. Because no one has a prepared defense for such a random attack it has the effect of stunning an assailant who is left for some time processing "hey, did that guy just throw a cow at me?" This allows you plenty of time to escape as the assailant tries to dislodge the now expanded to full size cow. A variant of the Pocket Cow is the Dancing Pocket Cow which also inflicts steady small damage from the four hooves until the cow is dislodged. Creation credit: RPGIlluminati
Oh no, he has a gun; deploy pocket cow!
Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?
I'm horny. I better find me a squash pocket to creampie.
When you have bursts of air between your poop and there is a high powered fart.
Man. That was such a good poop, I had poop pockets. It was so relieving.
a small gay that is the token of the group. feminine no matter the gender with lip filler and a bbl. may want to plant pixie dust in yo butt
Jorge is such a pocket fairy. His adjustable crochet cock ring was at the lowest setting.
noun.
The accidental answering of a cell phone where the person is overheard talking, but not realizing it. The caller assumes the recipient is carrying the phone in a pocket.
"Man. I hear him talk but he doesn't know he is on the phone. Must be a pocket answer."
Used instead of PITA (pain in the ass).
I lost my wallet. Getting everything replaced was pocket bread.
The little bits of what was once an important piece of paper in your pocket after it went through the washer and dryer.
"She wrote her number on a notecard and I put it in my pocket. I forgot it was in there when I washed those pants. Now allI have left is some pocket tapioca."