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said of old woman genitalia; old beaver; includes the area near the clitoris; available to old men who can't get anything better
Is beaver jerky any good? You seem young to have settled for beaver jerky. Beavery jerky is better than nothing.
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The act in which a male intends to please the interests of a female in heat at any and all costs, even disregarding the general commandment "bros before hoes". Beaver Pleasing is a widespread problem that typically only leaves the bastard committing the crime friendless and masturbating silently in their dark room on weekend nights to the depressing sound of "Iris" by The Goo Goo Dolls.
You are a Beaver Pleaser if you: Ditch your guy friends to hang out with a girl, speak of mean things about your guy friends to a girl, tell your guy friend's girlfriend the things he says behind her back (disrespectful or otherwise), complete a task asked of you by a girl (feminization or even defriending someone), are the person known as Brock Anders (Huntingdon home grown or otherwise).
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(cum), (jizz), (spooj), (lady cum), (lady liquid)
female ejaculation cased by an orgasm of the vagina after stimulation
oh shit my Beaver Spit is all over him!!!
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That girl's underwear is dripping with beaver steam.
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1. the name given to a vagina when it becomes so wet that it appears to be a creek flowing from it.
2. Alternate name for a moist pussy commonly coined by rednecks
Damn Bubba, you gave Bertha a Beaver Creek
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A threesome consisting of one man between two women.
The male equivalent of a finger trap
Last night I was Beaver-Dammed by Kayla and Stacy: it was amazing.
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When the slime from a vagina coats one's face after a cunnilingus session and the pubic hairs of the vaginal region become glued in a matted layer via the adhesive action of said slime.
When one raises one face, it appears as if one is sporting a mask made of beaver fur.
"Walter ate me out last night but he was so enthusiastic about it I didn't have the heart to tell him I hadn't had a chance to wash up after shaving. When he came up afterwards to give me a kiss I asked him if it was Halloween because he was wearing a beaver mask."
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