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Def: the way lazy people type for IMs, texting, email, and other forms of cryptic writing
I just rather call it that because not everyone is 31337
I feel like no one respects the English language anymore, just by using internet shorthand like: omg, wtf, n00b, lol, srsly stfu, ttyl, etc.
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the speed of your internet, usually measured in KBps or MBps.
My internet speed is teh sux0r.
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The worst thing to ever happen to the internet. If the internet was music, Internet Explorer would be James Blunt.
"My advice is simple: Boycott Internet Explorer. It's a cancer on the Web that must be stopped." -Paul Thurrott
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An instructional book from the ...for Dummies series of books that tells people how to use the internet. And the book knows that Internet Explorer and Outlook Express are very bad to use.
Internet for Dummies go through change over the years. It's main competition is The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Internet.
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feeling unable to get off the internet or having the extreme eagerness to go on the internet.
(Matt): "Fuck school, i need to go on facebook, go on yahoo answers, check my fantasy team, play some shooting games, download music,and look at new porn."
(Matt's Mom): "Matt! Time for school!"
(Matt): "Momm, can I stay home today? I'm sick."
(Matt's Mom): "Why are you sick, honey?"
(Matt): "I have internet fever."
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"Generation Internet" also known as "Generation I"
(1) The generation of people born after the advent AND rise of the Internet.
(2) The generation of people who cannot remember, imagine, or comprehend a world without the Internet, because the world is so wired, and connected.
By 2065, there will not be a single human being on the face of the Earth who will not be in "Generation Internet".
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Internet Barbarians are a group of people, who are the direct result of the World Wide Web's general anonimity, and it's overwhelming mass of information.
Internet Barbarians are stupid, and are allways in denial about it, otherwise, they would feel bad for being stupid and would have to show respect for other people, which they (because of their inferiority complex) would never want to do.
They consider the internet their "free play zone", where they can rage out their daily stress, anger, and envy, and their general stupidity can be hidden behind their anonimity.
They can't be argued, or reasoned with, and despite their unusually low level of intellect and the fact that they are most of the time uncapable of construing a more-than-3-sentence-long text, they are in the strict belief that "they are the shit", and their opinions equal that of other intelligent human beings.
Their general opinions on most of the things in life are negative, or at most neutral, and they are mostly only intrigued by gore and agressive behaviour in entertaining media, and have anger issues in real life.
They are usually mean towards people, and ofter result to personal insults when they are on the loosing end of an arguement, because they feel as if pissing off the other person would give them some sort of partial victory, which would overshadow their revealed stupidity in front of the observing mob.
"Beware: Internet Barbarians are not intelligent people. Their opinions are mostly losely-based, because they only use them as means to pull their rage out. They are also well-known for lying, making shit up (then denying to prove it), copycatting ("Well, prove it otherwise."), and having an unusually effective underlying instinct to hijack discussions and turn them into their personal Jerry Springer Show.
They are most recognizable from:
- noticable ill intentions
- oversimplifying intentually complex things
- personal insults
- trying to prove their points with their age, race, sex, standing in society, or and sort of implyed achivements in ther life, which they usually cannot prove.
- capslock talk (internet "shouting")
- and sometimes complete incapability for any sort of civilized discussion.
Do not argue with them, do not even reply them, and for God's sake, never try to undersand them. Just leave them. Move on. Walk away. Consider them thin air. That is the only way to fight against them, because they eat up negativ responses and get stronger by them just like fire eats up fire....
And the thing about fire is: You can play with it, but you'll just get yourself burned."
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