26th of november is the day where you send a nude to your partner/lover.
Hey you should send me a nude honey, do you even kniw what day it is? It’s the send a nude day!
On November 17th you must send a nude to all of friends you can delete it but you must send it.
Today is Send a nude day
When you receive a one-time photo, which would disappear after opening it, but before you open it, you do not know whether it is a Nude or not.
A: I got a one time photo from this girl I just met
B: Don't open yet
A: Why?
B: It could be a schrodinger's nude
A: Oh man - let me at least enjoy it in my mind for some time
If u can see the majority of buttock but can't visually confirm the presence of a panty in a photo, the girl in said photo is simultaneously both naked and not naked below the waist.
John: "Facebook's dumb bot zucc'd me again!"
Jack: "For what?"
John: "Sharing a Schrodinger's nude pic."
Jack: "That sucks, dude."
June 9th is the day where you have to send someone with depression nudes to try to make their day
hey wanna see something to make your day better bc its national cure someones depression with nudes day
April 22 is the day when couples send nudes to their partner out of passion and love for one another
Happy couple nudes day on april 22
On April 18th, all men and woman are compelled to send atleast one nude photograph to each other.
“Hey Bitch it’s Send Nudes Day, lemme see dem titties”