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German for glass of juice
Hitler: Bring me a gas de jews.
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A girl whos furcrazy has black and white hair and says darling and smokes
Im cruella de vil
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After struggling with many unsatisfying bouts of ass blasting on the toilet, you finally take that knockout poop that ends your suffering. Known to cause euphoria and minor hallucinations. There exist rumors of some finding nirvana after taking the poo de grace.
Nate: I definitely shouldn't have eaten Hardees last night...I can't stop going!
Sean: Yeah, I went three times before I squeezed out the Poo de Grâce. I feel ten pounds lighter and gained a spring in my step! I feel light as air!
Nate: Shut up. Oh, here it goes again!
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Poop de grace pronounced /pu day gras/ (properly spelled "poop de grâce") is related to the French phrase "coup de grâce." While "coup de grâce" means "blow of mercy," "poop de grâce" means "poop of mercy." This comes about after eating skanky fast food, most notably Krystals or Taco Bell, where the grease accumulation in the affected person's bowels creates a "perfect storm" of indigestible foreign matter, well-lubricated intestines, and a lack of time to process the poisons put into one's body. The result is a nearly immediate post-consumption shit that proves that one's enjoyment of such eating establishments is a crime against God and man; the pain alone should make repeat practitioners consider themselves as recreating a perverse, modern form of self-flagellation. However, true to its name, the poop de grâce, once completed, offers relief that reaffirms faith in a Higher Order.
"Not ten seconds passed since he let the sixth krystal with cheese slip past his lips before the immediate and painful stabs of an incoming poop de grace were felt..."
"The chili cheese fry had taken its toll; that porcelain throne was never quite the same after Joe had taken his poop de grâce."
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An early evening casual sex encounter prior to going out, where the parties involved do not see each other the rest of the night, or a location where one goes for such an encounter. 729 describes the hours (seven to nine) during which such encounters typically occur.
"Went to his place, de la 729, then came home and got ready for the party."
"Jenna? She's de la 729, but she's texting me before she goes out."
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An alias that a roller derby skater uses instead of their real name. Often a bawdy play on words, or pun. Pronounced "nom DUH uhr-bee".
"Know who *that* is? It's Camel Toni from the North Star Roller Girls. How rad is it that she and her old man Bruce Knuckle from the TC Terrors both have a nom de rby that refers to the chick & dude versions of the front wedgie?"
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to belong to something awesome
life at its best
like laughing at a kid on the street with a bag of doritos
a precious moment in time ( like a gay man winning on trl and blowing kisses at the camera while waving at his mom)
pretty much the shit
" dude, i just won the lottery, had wild sex with pam anderson, scored the winning touch down at the super bowl and won a Caribbean cruise and a jaguar at a charity raffle and I am still not as lucky as you... you are a de la garza"
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