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1) When a person is attracted to another person but does not want to seem too eager, and so makes the other person ring them. Ironically, this request does exactly what they don't want it to do.
2) What teeny-boppers say to Justin Timberlake at a concert whilst throwing a post-it with their phone number to him in the vain and naive hope that they have a chance in hell.
3) This is usually said by a girl. Said girl then sits by phone all day complaining that (s)he hasn't called. Problem is, they didn't specify a time to call.
4) Said at a rushed moment whereby the reasoning behind such a request is not divulged, and usually ends with a frantic handwave from the speaker (and occasionally a dumb grin whilst walking backwards)
5) Used in business/school, not always with words, but with the universal two-fingered phone sign by the ear. Can also be accompanied with miming of "call me" as if that helps when you're on the other side of the room.
1) *nervous laugh whilst trying to seem cool* Call me?
2) *screaming* ohmigod! justin timberlake! you're s fit, call meeee!
3) "Call me!" (at home) "Why hasn't he called me?"
4) *big wide eyes* call me!!!!
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A popular TV showed aired Monday's on Fox (as of 2010). The main character is Dr. Cal Lightman, a professional deception expert, a skilled reader of body language in order to determine what a person is thinking, and interpret their emotions.
Lie to me is one of my favorite shows because Cal is a highly likable character.
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If you thought Windows Vista was bad...
Meet its deadbeat, alcoholic, domestically abusive, child-support-dodging father: Windows ME.
Known Aliases:
Windows Mistake Edition
Windows Miscarriage Edition
Windows Motherfucking Embarrassment
Windows Migraine Experiment
Windows Misunderestimated Errors
Windows Menopausal Extravaganza
Windows Marijuana Exhibition
Windows Momentarily Expendable
Windows Major Emergency
Windows May Explode
Windows MEH
Windows Memorably Epileptic
Windows Mimicked Evangelists
Windows Mysterious Entity
Windows Manufactured Estrogen
Windows Metaphorical Mother-in-Law
Goddamn, were Microsoft's programmers smoking PCP when they coded Windows ME?
Windows ME makes my calculator feel proud.
Who the fuck, in their right mind, would use Windows ME?
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A term heard mostly from southern mom,that mean you have 5 seconds to shape up or you won't be able hear or sit for the next 3 weeks. Normally said in a somewhat calm tone that will freeze your blood
Mother: excuse me?
And that was the last thing poor Timmy heard before his death
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A catchphrase of season 9 contestant of RuPaul's Drag Race Nina Bo'Nina Brown.
RuPaul - Nina Bo'Nina Brown Andre Charles, baby you're part of my family now... now, Sashay Away.
Nina - Thank you, Thank you... Sue me.
RuPaul - I think I might!
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