Straight Panic

When a straight man suddently gets a terror and anxiety inducing feeling, while respectfully looking at a woman he deems attractive.

I-.. what do I do!? I just saw HER and.. and .. I- I- I think I having 🌟Straight panic🌟.. help me please!

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Straight Banana

a erect penis.

"look, that guy has a straight banana"

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Super straight

Super straight is when you're transphobic, but don't wanna be transphobic. It's allso a neo-Nazi movement witch is not cool. Many people don't realize that when they say their super straight, they say they support the neo-Nazi movement.
Many people say it's not a neo - Nazi movement, and have no way to prove that they are right, and just shut up...

Everyone who calls them selves super straight is a neo-Nazi, and has to accept that!!
It is not a sexuality!!

Person: are you trans?
Trans person: yes, why?
Person: I'm sorry but I can't data you I'm super straight...
Trans person: so your a neo-Nazi?
Person: no, I'm super straight!
Trans person: look it up then...
Person: ...

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Super straight

Someone that’s just a d!ck head and won’t agree they are transphobic

Guy1: yo I’m super straight

Guy2: b!tch your just transphobic

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straight milk

straight milk is a synonym for raw milk/milk straight from a cow.

ayee voldemort you want some milk?
do u have straight milk?
no but i have gay milk

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super straight

a transphobic and probably homophobic little bitch that wants to be special enough to have a flag even though they don’t need it and they’re probably just in the closet

super straight person to trans person:“i’m super straight i can’t date you”
trans person: “k i was too hot for you anyways”

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super straight

where one feels the need to mock a community and out themself as transphobic. “super straight” aside from the mockery, means you do not date someone who is transgender. if you consider yourself “super straight”, you are homophobic, for the mockery, and transphobic. you are straight with a preference, “super straight” does not exist.

insecure male: i want to be transphobic

other insecure male: What is your idea?
insecure male: let’s call ourselves “super straight”, instead of straight with a preference

other insecure male: Ok. Good idea.

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