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Roof Nugget

Is a man who lives in a small town called Perkinsfield who owns a roofing business.
A man that never wants to pay you, but if he does pay you he shorts his guys like God short him on height.

Worker 1: Hey you here about the bosses ex wife?
Worker 2: Nope
Worker 1: He came home one night to catch her in a hot tub with a women.
Worker 2: He didnt join in?
Worker 1: No he stormed out scared and divorced her.
Worker 3: Fucking roof nugget.

by Dj Polygraph March 11, 2017


nugget dipping

Nugget dipping is to dip your testicles into another persons mouth repeatedly. See tea bagging

Look at her mouth!
I know, right? I would spend all night nugget dipping with her.

by I'm Secretly A Horse February 6, 2014


Nugget mattar

An alternative to dumbass

Get off the road, nugget mattar!!!

by XXX _Pussydestroyer69_XXX August 6, 2016


Blood nuggets

When you're having sex with a girl on her period and you get black/brown clumps of blood on your dick and in your pubes.

My girl gets so horny on her period but the blood nuggets are becoming a safety hazard

by Mattricide June 12, 2019


lady nugget

The awesome nugget queen from nuggetland that worships nuggets, and will kill you if you disrespect the nugget race.

Lady Nugget: you must eat 2 nuggets today
Nuggetzins: Yes, Lady Nugget

by lady nugget December 31, 2021


schlong nugget

When a penis is dipped into different variety of sauces and licked off while your in a car.

Crystal: last night I gave mike the best feeling in the world "schlong nugget" with some hot sauce.

Chelsea: ewwww girl try it with ranch!

by JENNASABADBITCH August 20, 2011


turd nugget

Relatively small, brown clump of doody material.

See also: Ashley

Ashley sure is a turd nugget.

by knowbodynos December 20, 2016