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the overwhelming feeling of Jesus,Faith,Religion,Happiness,Epicness, indescribable crazy hyper high huggable jumpy awesome feeling that one may get from a retreat, ministry meeting, gathering of ministries of people of faith, or just about any place in which faith God etc. is involved.
kay:"Jesus one Jesus one lets all have some Jesus fun. Jesus two Jesus three lets all climb the Jesus tree. Jesus four Jesus five lets all do the Jesus Jive. Jesus six Jesus seven lets all fly to Jesus heaven. Jesus eight Jesus nine stop its Jesus time. Hold up. Wait a minute. Hold up. Wait a Minute. Hold up. Wait a minute. Now let's put some Mary in it!"
jay:"yeh kay just got back from ylc and is on a total Jesus High."
kay:"hug time!!!"
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The thin, brittle slice of "bread" that passes for the body of Christ during communion. It is, of course, washed down with a swig of Jesus juice.
Gregg: Why are you awake now? You were hammered last night.
Doug: Dude, I'm getting dragged to church.
Gregg: Oh, lame.
Doug: It's cool. I can space out until they serve the jesus wafers. They always help my hangover.
Delectable bites of chicken which can be purchased nationwide at any Chic Fil A location.
Shit! I want Jesus Nuggets but, it's Sunday!
When your trabagging your girl and accidentally shart
I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus
A term used to define a well hung dark-haired male with a beard and long hair.
Damn, have you seen that porn Jesus over there? He's hot!!
Jesus is an internet celebrity who you can hire to say any thing you want on the website Fiverr. He will dress ina jesus costume and say your message. Many YouTubers (such as Pewdiepie, and JackSucksAtLife) have hired him.
You should make Jesus On Fiverr say it.
Apple's 16Gig iPod Touch, one of the most hyped and sought after iPods to date. It is often mistaken for the Jesus Phone.
"Is that the Jesus Phone? No it's the Jesus Pod."