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Skanky Steve stalks his ex girlfriends 15 year old daughter. He also lives with his mum and dad and says cunt a lot!
Used to describe a ball sack with no pubes. Naturally no hair or shaven.
"Did you see James' junk when Ben pulled his pants down?"
"Yeh haha he's got a Bald Steve"
A great summer where you managed to score a lot of girls...... (or boys).
I managed to score with a slapper on the weekend... the summer of steve continues.
When you say your sorry when your not
" did you mean to do that!?"
"Oh....sorry steve....."
Racking up a fat g on an iPad corner to corner
Here, rack us up a steve jobs
The sexual act of fucking your significant other in a black turtleneck sweater and choking them with a pearl necklace until they orgasm.
"I slept so good last night. I got that Steve Jobs."
Like a boob job, but in a turtleneck.
The surest way to seduce an Apple fanboy is to offer them a Steve Job.