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an std-like syndrome that is mysteriously transmitted over cyber activity... causes the infected person to have sudden outbreaks of typing in caps lock
Umm... I think Pinky is suffereing from caps lock disease
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A college somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania where men are men and Women are too.
"Wow, Lock Haven University's women's teams always seam to win. They must all be dudes."
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1.(verb)The sexual act of a women forcefully locking her legs around her partner's waist before he has a chance to pull out therefore inducing pregnancy.
2. Force pregnancy by the female counterpart by securing her legs and feet tightly around her partner leading no escape for him.
1. Danny: Dude whats wrong?
Jesus : (sigh) Remember that girl yesterday?
Danny: Yeah what happened?
Jesus : She did the Pink Thigh Lock on me...Im gonna be a father.
Danny: WTF is a thigh lock?!
Jesus : This bitch decided she was gonna lock her legs before I pulled out, last time I do it without a condom.
Danny: Congratulations!
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How the world tends to appear when you are high.
"I was pop and lock high last night"
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A comment made when a female either
A: Cannot dance well or
B: Is too large to be doing a particular dance move.
Teresa: Did you see big Bertha try to do the skeet?
Tommy: Yeah, that girl needs to pop lock and STOP it!
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From Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas". These are the three children who work for Oogie Boogie. Their names come from the phrase "lock, stock, and barrel". They kidnap Sandy Claws (Santa Claus) and take him back to Oogie's place. Lock is dressed as a devil, has a white face, blue lips, and red hair that resemble devil horns. He tries to be the leader, top dog, #1. Shock is dressed as a witch, has a long, white face, and stringy, wavy black hair. She is the leader (and the smartest) of the three. Barrel is dressed as a skeleton, with green hair, a white face, and a near-permanent ear-to-ear grin. Lock and Shock seem to underestimate him, and so becomes the butt of their jokes. They think he is "the dumb one". All three children have masks.
"Jack sent for us-"
"-specifically-"
"-by name."
"Lock!"
"Shock!"
"Barrel!"
"We're his little henchmen and we take our job with pride.
We do our best to please him, and stay on his good side!"
Lock, Shock, and Barrel sing "Kidnap the Sandy Claws".
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SOMETHING VERY EASY TO PRANK WITH. IT GETS ANNOYING AFTER A WHILE. AND PEOPLE THINK YOUR YELLING AT THEM. SO YOU LOOSE A LOT OF FRIENDS. SO DONT PRANK WITH IT, OKAY?? IT HURTS PEOPLE!!
(WITHOUGHT CAPS LOCK) FRIEND- WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
(WITH CAPS LOCK STUCK) ME- SORRY, MY SISTER FIXED MY CAPS LOCK FOR A PRANK.
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