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quad-parked

Similar to a double park, a quad park is when a car exploits four parking spaces. This is a defensive measure taken by pompous snobs to ensures the safety of ones expensive vehicle . A traditional quad-park is parallel to the designated lines, but an equally effective method is in a "I dont give a fuck" diagonal formation (see hexa-park).

Today I saw this pretentious prick pull into the Best Buy parking lot and totally quad-parked his PT Cruiser. Who does he think he is taking up four spots?

The Tanger outlets parking was practically deserted on white wednesday, so for fun we quad-parked my mom's audi.

by kitty_lover111 November 26, 2011


The parking situation

Referring to the pursuit of finding attractive women or woman in your general location

Or
To point out an attractive woman in proximity. As used in the art of rubber necking

I'll be right back, I have to check out the parking situation.

Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.

by K-nudt September 01, 2016


Max Park

One of the greatest speedcubers of all time

Wow did you hear how max park broke the Rubik’s cube world record?!

by Lasagnaboisthelife October 15, 2022


park barnacle

Someone who hangs-out in snow, skate, bmx or other similar recreational park without participating. Can be used to express derogatory or complimentary statement.

1. He's just a park barnacle

2. That girl is a sweet park barnacle!

by misterj December 05, 2006


Joseph Park

Joseph Park is a 4 time world champion in NGW who reached success because of skill(and fucking Tyler's sister except Kesha War because she would quickly chop his babydick right fucking off)

Guy: Did you see Joseph Park lose in another handicap match against TF?
Guy 2: Yeah, Joseph made a big mistake from being Tyler’s slave!

by TylerDoggo October 16, 2019


Joseph Park

Lil pussy boi that lost his AirPod. He only lost one AirPod and he still didn’t tell his mommy about it. What a queer.

Hey Joseph Park. Yo moms a hoe.

by DaoBao August 06, 2019


Loose Park

A popular park within Kansas City populated with pot heads and littered with empty cans of "Natty Light". Loose park also is the home to many joggers and picnic-ers but is more notorious for giving teenagers a place to chill and let Loose

Boy: Hey wanna head on down to Loose Park?
Friend: Hell yea! Maybe we will bump into some loose rats. They're chill

by John Coletrain June 07, 2011